Quote category: Alcohol


24 hours in a day...
24 beers in a case... coincidence?

Alcohol

Groucho Marx Permalink to Groucho Marx quote

Death: THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.
Albert: Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Alcohol

Terry Pratchett Permalink to Terry Pratchett quote

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Alcohol

Frank Sinatra Permalink to Frank Sinatra quote