Quote category: Cats
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
(Men at Arms)
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.
Style. That's what people remember.
(Lords and Ladies)
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.