Life is like a motor car.
A motor car can be used to travel great heights. But most people lie in front of it, allow it to drive over them, then blame it for the accident

LifeCars

Anthony de Mello

My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car
... and she wanted me to drive.

SexCars

Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

SexWomenCars

Lynn Lavner