Quote category: Technology
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.
Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
(Men at Arms)