Quotes by Mae West


When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Evil

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You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry Martini.

Funny

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Reputation

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A hard man... is good to find.

Funny

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A man in love is like a clipped coupon, it's time to cash in.

Men

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A man in the house... is worth two in the street.

Men

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Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you.

Men

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Good sex is like good Bridge...
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Sex

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Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

Uncategorized

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He who hesitates, is last.

Motivational

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