Quote category: Funny
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry Martini.
A hard man... is good to find.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It's hard to be funny, when you have to be clean.
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. (Reaper Man)