Quote category: Cynical
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
We believe as much as we can. We would believe everything if we could.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable.
Cynical realism is the intelligent mans best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.
If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
Sanity is madness put to good use.
The Bible is a wonderful source of inspiration for those who don't understand it.